Betties on Wheels Mystery Solved!

Have you noticed all the motorised disabled vehicles around our shopping precincts lately? I performed an in-depth research program into this phenomena and came to the conclusion that the growth of these vehicles directly correlates to the growth in girth measurements of ... you've guessed it ... Betties! These beasts spend a majority of their lives stuffing their faces with pies, cakes, burgers, lard-butties and watercress. When they become so fat and lazy and claim they are unable to walk - they register themselves as disabled and the taxpayers' money provides them with a handy little motor to cart their monstrous fat arses around our shops.
The picture shows yet another example. (lovely legs!)

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