Betties Go Racing!

We all had this perception that Betties just ate food all day long and farted on their children - but no! We were all wrong! They are secret athletes! Look at these undercover pictures of Betties training for the Sloberama Trike Formula Obese Grand Prix at the Castle Donnington racing circuit. Notice in the first snap, Granny arrives at the supermarket. Inside we see her walking with her daughter, suitably armed with an ice cream, and her grand-pea who is stuffing some rubbish down his throat. See how they are interested in the £1 only counter. The last snap shows a Betty who had brought her trike into the supermarket. We can only assume she is actually disabled, and not a fraudulent, lazy fat cow in the picture above.

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