Porn Stars demand Wanking Royalties

Don't misunderstand the headline readers! They don't want to wank Prince Charlies or the dead Queen Mother - they want payment from the public who wank to their porn films. With the onset of the internet and online porn, the sale of porn videos has fallen drastically. This has greatly reduced the income of many pornstars.
Our intrepid reporters from CFTS posed as undercover wankers and watched 23 hours of porn movies without a break - such is the dedication of the CFTS staff, who selflessly put their journalistic integrity before comfort and "hand-relief". They believe the Pornstars have a point. If musicians get royalties from people who listen to their music, then why can't Pornstars receive a similar fee for viewers who bash one off while salivating to Tera Patrick rimming the ageless Ron Jeremy? When top Porn actors were asked how they would collect such fees, they said they could trust the public, and their honesty would bring them forward in their thousands to pay their wanking royalties at local public toilets. All I can say is, Good Luck!

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