Song-Writers and Singers are Lying Cheats!

CFTS's intrepid reporters were listening to the radio while taking a well-earned break from saving the world, when they entered a discussion concerning so-called love-songs.

They came to the conclusion that all these song-writers and singers who perform the songs are liars, cheats and serial adulterers! See the examples below.

"You Were Always On My Mind", oh yeh! and then he's banging her best friend while she's shopping, and afterwards gives her a pearl necklace.

"I Can't Stop Loving You", but you still managed to rim the wife's mother while she's doing the laundry!

"I Just Called To Say I Love You" nice touch, but he's getting a deep-throat blow-job from the aunty while on the phone, followed by some anal.

"I Can't Help Falling In Love" - and he can't help falling on top of the wife's granny with his mate giving her double-penetration, followed by lesbian action with granny's hairdresser.

"How Deep Is Your Love". How deep is his cock up the wife's neighbour's sister's arse more like it!

"I Will Always Love You". Sure! Until she walks out of the door to put the cat out, and you're fisting her step-mother and having water sports with granny's niece.