Terrorists Find New Methods For Airline Explosions

NEWSFLASH... Cure For The Sore is receiving reports from its undercover investigative journalists that they have discovered a new plot by terrorists to carry on board liquid explosives and then to detonate them in flight. Not deterred from their current failure to destroy at least 10 US bound planes, their new devious plan is even more sinister. The liquid explosives will be carried in the vaginas of female terrorists. This particular explosive can be detonated by the infusion of fresh semen. During the flight, the male terrorist makes amorous advances to the female carrier. They agree to join the 'mile high club' and make their way to the toilet, where they engage in act of sexual intercourse. The man climaxes, releases his semen into the female carrier and the explosive is detonated. So his bang ends up with an even bigger bang! The aircraft and all its passengers are completely destroyed, and the couple will never be able to shag again. There are variations to the method if the female terrorist is on her period, and in this situation she will carry the liquid explosive in her mouth... END OF NEWSFLASH

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