New Interest Free Scheme!

CFTS's intrepid reporters have honed their journalistic skills into the world of finance. How often have we watched TV commercials advertising 'pay-day' loans  targetting the poor, unsuspecting, hard-working public! Too often in my book! Strapped for cash, they take out a loan with these unscrupulous "sharks" and are forced to pay back exhorbitant rates of interest, leaving them destitute and forcing them to only visit the pub 4 times a week.
Well CFTS is not going to let this continue without a fight! Now, instead of the hard-working public borrowing money, they lend it to CFTS instead! With ZERO rates of interest. Yes, folks you read it right the first time! CFTS will not charge interest on the loans they receive from the hard-working public!
CFTS will accept cash only - a minimum of £100 and no maxium upper limit.
CFTS will decide on the repayment date of the loan, but promise to repay within 100 years.
What could be fairer than that! ZERO rates of interest!