Eindhoven Rugby Tour: A Judicial Masterpiece

After recovering from just two days and nights at the Loughborough Rugby Club Einhoven Tour, I have to say what a tremendous success the event turned out to be. The main tour squad were there for 5 nights! There were approximately 12 tour virgins on the tour, who were appropriately named "Stinkies". And one has to say, they performed admirably; including downing several gallons of chocolate flavoured ale, launched from a beer-engine, perched 20 feet up on the rugby club roof. I believe their cabaret on Monday delighted the teaming crowds that poured into Eindhoven Main Square to witness their performance. The Saturday was the first match, and Loughborough duly stuffed Folkstone by 15 tries to 1. Sunday was a knock-out tournament which was fixed by local referees and club officials, who were paid vast amounts of money not to let Loughborough win. For fear of libelling myself and LRFC, I will say no more. As always on tour, there are miscreants, charlatans, vandals, cheats & plagiarists. These were dealt in a fair manner by his Grace, The Rt. Hon. FRSC. S.C.A.T. Jack Judge. Here he is pictured with his counsel during recess, performing his judicial duties in a fair, yet ruthless manner. More to follow on the tour!

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