Gargle's Bid for YourTubes is Successful!

The Halitosis World was rocked to its foundations today when the CEO of YourTubes Ltd, the successful Phlegm Downloading Company accepted the 2.5 billion euro offer from the world's leading mouthwash company Gargle Inc. Shares in the spit company rose dramatically as word of the takeover filtered through smoking dens and asthmatic wards throughout the land. What does this mean for the 'fag and cough' brigade? Will they still be able to avail of excellent services once provided by YourTubes in downloading their abundant phlegm? Will Gargle's power in the bad-breath market diminish after restructuring? Many experts in the field believe this is a bad move for both companies as their marketing strategies work in opposite directions. As one stock market analyst observed: 'If you've got a chest full of dried phlegm, how do you get it out? With Gargle or do you download it with YourTubes?' Time will only tell.

Technoratic Tags: Google YouTube Takeover Halitosis Phlegm Gargle Inc. Stock Market YourTubes Ltd.

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