CFTS make bold takeover bid for Google?

Google's Q3 2006 Earnings Boost appears to have sparked rumours of a bold takeover move for the company by the world's leading Web-Site, Cure For The Sore. Directors DocMurf and Judge Cats were tracked down to a local hostelry, 'The Bald Canine'.(so named as they have been there so many times for the 'hair of the dog'), and questioned on the matter.
DocMurf: "What the f*ck is a Google?"
Judge Cats: "Ahh, it is a cricketing term. It is pronounced Googly. Starts off as a leg spinner, but ends up being an off-break."

After several dozen more pints of Theakston's Old Peculier, the mix-up was explained. Apparently DocMurf was overheard asking Judge Cats, 'd'you fancy a gargle?' The rumour mill was sent in motion, and an innocent request to go for a drink or a gargle, was translated into a bid for Google.

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