Revolutionary Breakthrough for the Folically Challenged!

CFTS can reveal today that Loughborough Rugby Club Laboratories have successfully completed proto-type testing on their new scrotal-hair implants for bald men. The results have been astounding. The technique involves the placing of the donour's scrotum onto the bald man's pate for several weeks - a long and arduous task - which apparently took its toll on both participants. The scrotal hair eventually grafts onto the bald scalp and takes root. So far, there has been no rejection. The enclosed photographs were smuggled out of the laboratory, and the recipient volunteer has been identified as BIG H. However the bollock-donour remains a mystery, and is believed to have gone into hiding. BIG H remains tight-lipped. LRFC Laboratories refuse to comment on the story, and will be seeking legal advice.

What does the public think? Should this secret be revealed to the world? Will it work for bald women? Will it help with beard growth?? Watch this space.

CFTS Investigative Team

BIG H's wardrobe by B & Q of Paris.

Technoratic Tags: Baldness Testicles Hair Pubic Wigs Hair Transplant Scrotum Loughborough Rugby Club

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