Sepp Blatter takes Position at Mothercare

Former FIFA(Fédération International de Football Association) President Sepp Blatter has accepted a position at Mothercaere. Sepp is said to be delighted with his new role as Deputy Store Manager in Grimsby.
CFTS's intrepid reporters questioned the former FIFA President about is new job.
CFTS: "What's your new job like?"
Sepp:   "I love pregnant women. And I'm in a great position to look at them when they enter the shop."
CFTS: "Can you bribe these women?"
Sepp:  "Oh yes! I tweak their nipples and they'll accept any bribe."
Here is a picture of Sepp about to "tweak" another Mothercare victim.