Jose Mourinho is a Portuguese Dwarf Hermaphrodite

After the Everton game last Sunday, it was discovered on Sunday night that the manager/manageress of Chelsea FC, Jose Mourinho, belongs to a rare species of Dwarf Hermaphrodite, which sometimes habitates the caves along the Algarve Coast. [A hermaphrodite is an organism that possesses both male and female sex organs. On very rare occasions, these dwarf hermaphrodites can even impregnate themselves.]
Last Sunday night, the caretaker at Goodison was sweeping up the empty bribe-envelopes from the referee's changing room, when he noticed the Chelsea manager passionately embracing himself in a corner. The stalwart Goodison employee, quickly retreated, allowing Jose to complete full intercourse with himself. A spokeman from the Royal College of Dwarves, has confirmed that Jose Mourinho is pregnant. Later, in a statement to the mirror (not the newspaper, his house mirror). Jose said he was delighted with the pregnancy, and freely admitted it was only a matter of time before he would conceive, following a life-long love affair with himself.

Mr. Jose Mourinho's wardrobe by The Munchkins of Oz.

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