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Monday, March 10, 2008

Fed Up With Those Tired Bones & Arthritic Joints? ...

We all know what it's like to have aches and pains. But often these pains are caused by arthritis. This can be brought on by old age, or by previous injuries, often in sport. Well suffer no more! 'Cure For The Sore' scientists have come up with an amazing cure! This is the incredible new FULL SKELETAL TRANSPLANT or FST for short. For an analogy, imagine a glove on an aching, old arthritic hand. Take the glove off and place it on a perfect hand with no joint pains or crumbling bones. CFTS proposes to replace your old, arthritic useless seleton with a healthy donour skeleton. The picture above shows patients after receiving their new donour skeletons. See how delighted they are with their new set of bones. They are now waiting for their flesh to be replaced in the second part of the transplant. If you are intrested in receiving a FST, then contact CFTS, at the City of London Mortuary, The Old Kent Rd., London SE 09. Special discounts in April 2008 on production of a FemFresh Bumper Pack voucher.
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2 Comments:

At 9:54 PM, Blogger sophie said...

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At 9:58 PM, Blogger sophie said...

Do they come with bigger breasts? I don't suffer with aches and pains but I am however cursed with an ailment known as Chestimus Flatimus passed on to me by my mother on my fathers side. If so I have my Femfresh voucher ready to role!

 

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