Nazi War Criminal Develops a Fab New Yoghurt

A Nazi war criminal, who has been discovered hiding in the small village of Burton on the Wolds in Leicestershire since the end of WWII, has developed a sensational new yoghurt drink. Horst Brothelbanger who was accused in absentia at the Nuremberg Trials of exterminating of 5 million Jews during World War II, denies the charges on the grounds of halitosis. He claims his affliction made him "act strangely." The new yougurt drink is a mixture of five fruits, dandelion petals and other secret ingredients. Local health stores can't get enough of it. Horst told a reporter from the Burton Garbage local newspaper: "It vas after many years of ze research. I hit on ze formula while fruit picking in Skegness. I hope that by providing this vonderful drink to the vorld, it vill compensate for my misdemeanors during Vorld Var Two." The Lord Mayor of Leicester Tom Kroenig when asked would Horst be arrested for his crimes, replied, "If anyone dies from this drink, then the Health and Safey Executive will be informed."
Horst is pictured as a young boy. (Was this the cause of his Halitosis? Ed.)

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