NEWSFLASH: Tories Contract Brown Tongue !!

News services around the world are confirming reports of an outbreak of the highly contagious disease 'Brown Tongue' among the shadow cabinet. William Hague, the shadow foreign secretary was discovered in a Kings Cross public convenience suffering from a high fever and excessive salivation. His tongue was covered in fecal matter belonging to the leader of the opposition, David Cameron. Cameron later confirmed that Hague, who was totally unnoticed gargling in a public lavatory, decided on a bowel evacuation. As there was no toilet paper, Hague offered to tongue his leader. This outbreak will mean a cull of the shadow cabinet to avoid the disease spreading throughout the House.

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