Penis Reduction Surgery Available from CFTS!

Fed up with taunts? Tired of the old jokes? "Hey Donkey Dick!" or "It's like a baby's arm holding a grapefruit!" Afraid to unleash your pythonesque manhood in a public convenience for fear of abuse and ridicule due to the enormity of your magnificent appendage? Yes, many of us have been there, and frankly, we've had enough. The pointing, the smiling, the jealous looks and high definition, zoom-photography has to stop. Isn't it bad enough when we hear our women groan in pain/pleasure, and watch them recoil as they try to accommodate our gigantic organs? Well our scientists at CFTS have discovered a new procedure which can reduce the size of our terrific tadgers, and thus become part of normal society again. Yes, we too would like a 12" penis, instead of these 18" monsters we have to cart around 24/7. The reduction procedure can be performed in the privacy of your own home. To receive the CFTS Tadger Reduction Kit and instructions, members please send 15 vouchers from bumper jars of Leonard Flaky's Leprosy Cream. Non-members can sod off.

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