Bonus Pay-Outs for Tramps!

Tramps are to receive massive cash bonuses for not creating the recession. Professor of Research at the University of Lots of Dough, Winsome Losesome, said there was a direct correlation between tramps and their ability not to create the current world-wide recession, and his painstaking research indicates that the tramps should be financially rewarded for not contributing to the credit crisis. Sorry, have been caught short, and will continue this story at a later date. Or is it a dater late?

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