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Saturday, December 06, 2008

Rare Sighting! Betty Seen in Fresh Vegetable Aisle!

This very rare sighting was witnessed by an intrepid, off-duty CFTS reporter who was taking his morning constitution around the local supermarket. The Betty was inexplicably discovered wondering around the fresh vegetable section. It is thought she had become disorientated after 2 males Bettys tried unsuccessfully to mount her while she was bending over a bucket of pies. To escape the attention of her male suitors, she waddled off, confused and lost. The males were unable to enter this no-go area.

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