Major Break-Through in Ironing

See how these jolly chaps are enjoying themselves. Because they know there is no more ironing.
CFTS Intrepid undercover investigators have made a seismic discovery concerning the ancient labour-intensive task of ironing. Bored with the ironing-Board? Fed-up with pressing the kecks and uncreasing the skiddies? Tired of smoothing the snotrags & straightening the skirts? Then your ironing days are over! No more brain-dead nights standing over an ironing board wasting valuable drinking time!
THE SOLUTION: After washing your clothes, simply throw them in the bin or burn them on a bonfire. It's as simple as that. No clothes = No ironing!
Next week CFTS offers advice to those defending themselves in a court of law against a charge of indecent exposure.

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