Drying Your Arse

Have you ever noticed when you get out of the shower or bath, you always ensure you give your ring-piece a good drying? After all, there's nothing worse than a damp rusty bullet-hole rubbing against your skiddies..
But hey! Wait a minute! What about your arse-cheeks? These are often forgotten in favour of the chocolate star-fish. It always appears to me that the ring-piece is the spoilt sibling of the buttocks. It gets all the attention with the pampering, drying and talcum powdering.
So next time you have your monthly wash - give those arse-cheeks a good drying and show that arsehole next door that it's not the only kid on the block.