Obese People are also Lazy Lard Arses

CFTS's intrepid reporters have revealed that greedy pie and cake scoffers, otherwise known as Clinically Obese or Morbidly Obese fatties, are also extremely lazy.
Further research conducted by CFTS 'fly on the wall' cameras located inside 3 million public conveniences around the country, further revealed that 99% of morbidly & clinically obese blubber-guts did not wash their hands after a visit to the lavatory.

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