HSBC - Bank Robbers! Save our Post Offices!

I read on an English gas bill that I could pay for it at any bank with a cheque or cash. As my account is in Ireland, I decided to pay in cash at the nearest bank - which happened to be an HSBC. Inside, I was asked did I have an account there, I said no. They said I would have to pay £5. THE DIRTY FILTHY ROBBING GREEDY BASTARDS! I told them to shove it. I went to a post office and paid the bill - free of charge! Do you think the government should force the banks to remove these charges? Should our beloved post-offices close? I say keep them all open and close down the robbing banks!

Technoratic Tags: HSBC Banks Post Office Bank Robbery Save Our Post Offices

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CFTS Announces "The Toothpickers' Almanac,"

Due to the unprecedented interest in toothpicks, toothpickers, and dental debris, CFTS is proud to announce the release of their first edition of the "The Toothpickers' Almanac." The inaugaural edition will describe the history of this noble art, together with toothpicks throughout the ages. I have enclosed a picture of a sterling silver toothpick, featured in the movie, "Meat Gets Stuck in Your Teeth." The magazine will feature celebrity toothpickers, discussions on the history and the future of toothpicking. There will also be a science section, where new innovations will be described. Already, young scientists in Hong Kong are working on an automatic toothpick driven by solar-power. Not forgetting our young readers, there will be a games and puzzle section devised from toothpicks. Please leave your order as soon as possible as the magazine is in big demand. If you have any ideas, please write in.
Next edition we will feature a photo of the biggest piece of dental debris removed from the teeth with one probe of the toothpick! Photographs welcome! Happy Toothpicking!

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