JUDGE CATS IS ALIVE! - he contacts CFTS

It is with heartfelt joy that I can reveal that our very own Judge Cats is alive and apparently physically well. Yet it will be some time before we learn of the mental scars and anguish left by his incarceration, torture and the repeated rimming by Guantanamo Bay's female staff. Here is his "message of hope" smuggled out of his cell by carrion crows disguised as David Attenborough impersonators. Please leave your goodwill messages for the Judge and let us rejoice in his imminent return!

"apologies for my long absence. Months of having my phone tapped and having my computer bugged has forced me into temporary exile, thus, unable to access the site to post my own articles I have decided to make contact this way. I do have photos that were taken secretly during my recent incarceration by a certain 'transatlantic intelligence agency'and I'm now willing to blow the whistle loudly! I also have an interesting report on vacuum cleaners powered by rodents and dwarves. Your help in facilitating my safe return as a contributor would be most welcome.

Yours always

Judge's cat
(Formerly Judge Cats) "

Technoratic Tags: Guantanamo Bay Prison FBI Rimming Torture Jail-Break

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