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Tuesday, May 08, 2007

George Michael admits drug driving charges

Disgusting pervert George Michael, well known public-toilet trawler and turd-burgler, has admitted to driving under the influence of drugs. The crappy singer said he felt "very ashamed" as he pleaded guilty on Tuesday to driving while unfit due to drugs after police found him slumped at the wheel of his car in London. The 43-year-old blamed his behaviour on a mixture of tiredness and prescription medicine. Tired eh? Had he been doing another "shit-house" shuffle in a public toilet? I wonder did he feel ashamed for his "lewd act" a few years back in a Beverley Hills public convenience? I wonder did the celebrities who gave him his full support then, think about their actions? Surely this merely encourages these loo-lizards to perform disgusting acts on an unsuspecting public, who merely wish to make a bowel evacuation at their leisure. What do you think? Should his records be burnt in public? Why not not lock him and Elton John up in a Waterloo Station toilet cubicle, and let them cottage away to their arses content.

Quentin Crisp - deceased


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At 10:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think him and Elton are lovely boys

 

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