Murphy and Ford Slain in Mafia Drive-by Shooting

Notorious mobsters Cormac "Soft-Hands" Murphy and Ron "Smirnoff" Ford were gunned down today as their limousine carrying them from Faro Airport stopped at traffic lights. Portuguese Police say it bears all ther hallmarks of a Mafia contract killing. It is believed Ford and Murphy were extending their drinking operations from Spain and into the lucrative Algarve market. These heinous thugs "sell" their drinking talents to the highest bidding bars, clubs or pubs. Once installed in their watering hole, they then proceed to drink the place dry, attracting thousands of tourists. This of course brings in great rewards to the bar owners, and the 2 crooks share the profits. The Mafia wanted these two back in Italy, and after they refused, they effectivelys signed their own death warrants.

Editor's note.

We apologise for the above article. The picture actually shows the couple "resting" after a long flight from the UK.

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