Betty-Snapping! A Pastime for all the Family.
Betty-Snapping is sweeping the country - and everyone can join in and have fun!
The term 'Betty' or 'Betties' in the plural, is the generic term applied to very fat, greedy women. To participate in the game all you need is a camera and a sharp eye. A mobile-phone camera is preferable and less noticeable, as some of these Betties do not like to be photographed. I will publish your photographs on CFTS blog, and will award special prizes for best Betty-Snap of the month. 'What am I looking for?' you may well ask. Obviously the fatter and more obese the better - and while eating - you're onto a winner! Try and snap them at supermarkets. You will generally find them grazing aroung cake and pie shelves. Bonus marks will be awarded if you catch them in the act of picking up a large cake or pie. Even better if you snap them while eating their purchases while queueing at the till.
I am also looking for attitude. The picture below(one of my personal favourites) shows a decent size Betty selecting her cake while doing a little dance to the supermarket music.
You will also receive good marks for Betties smoking and having tattoos. Big fat Betties generally give birth to tiny babies(aka peas), as the pure little buggers have nowhere to grow - mamas pies and cakes are taking up all the space. So snapshots of Betties and their peas are very welcome.
So come on people get Betty-Snapping and send me your pictures!
The term 'Betty' or 'Betties' in the plural, is the generic term applied to very fat, greedy women. To participate in the game all you need is a camera and a sharp eye. A mobile-phone camera is preferable and less noticeable, as some of these Betties do not like to be photographed. I will publish your photographs on CFTS blog, and will award special prizes for best Betty-Snap of the month. 'What am I looking for?' you may well ask. Obviously the fatter and more obese the better - and while eating - you're onto a winner! Try and snap them at supermarkets. You will generally find them grazing aroung cake and pie shelves. Bonus marks will be awarded if you catch them in the act of picking up a large cake or pie. Even better if you snap them while eating their purchases while queueing at the till.
I am also looking for attitude. The picture below(one of my personal favourites) shows a decent size Betty selecting her cake while doing a little dance to the supermarket music.
You will also receive good marks for Betties smoking and having tattoos. Big fat Betties generally give birth to tiny babies(aka peas), as the pure little buggers have nowhere to grow - mamas pies and cakes are taking up all the space. So snapshots of Betties and their peas are very welcome.
So come on people get Betty-Snapping and send me your pictures!
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