Are Winter Climbers and Walkers Stupid??? Yes!

Every winter, we hear of the deaths of climbers and walkers who venture out in the worse weather imaginable to complete a walk or a climb. This winter has been no exception. Not only do these foolish people put their own lives at risk, but  also the rescue services and volunteers who go out into this treacherous weather to try and search for or rescue these numbskulls.
Why don't they wait until the summer when conditions and visibility are much improved?
If they insist on walking and climbing in these appalling weather conditions, they should be forced to sign a declaration, prior to their departure, stating that no rescue services will come to their aid should they get into difficulty.

Passing! A New Phenomenon in Football

They're all talking about it!  In the media, football pundits, players and managers from the Premier League down to the Blue Square Conference. It's called PASSING!!!
And to quote some well known names in the game:
"They're a good team, they pass the ball ..." Jock Strap, loin trainer with Thalidonia MilkThistle.
"We knew we were up against it, when they started passing ..."  Alf Testerone, Assistant Gender-Assignment, Coach of Baby Gravy Ejactulated.
"Our players we're confused, the opposition began to pass, and we didn't know what to do ..." Fleb Nox-Pox,  Manager of Veneral NSU Rovers.
This amazing new skill, has revolutionised the game, but many of our senior supporters think it's just a passing fad, and the game will revert back to kicking the ball and diving when a player uses sarcasm on another.
Thank you to our intrepid and brave CFTS under-cover team at FA headquarters who have uncovered this new technique in our game of football. FIFA have not yet sanctioned this untried method.