Chefs Dancing On Ice

I really think there are not enough food progams or dancing shows on TV.
To remedy the situation, our intrepid reporters from CFTS have the solution: TV Chefs Dancing on Ice. One partner could hold a lit primus stove and pan, while the other adds the ingredients and cooks it up while performing their ice-skating routine.
Judges could then award points for best meal and best dance. If a dance couple don't agree with their points they can throw the disgusting contents of their pans into the faces of the judges, scalding their faces and burning their eyes out.