Song-Writers and Singers are Lying Cheats!

CFTS's intrepid reporters were listening to the radio while taking a well-earned break from saving the world, when they entered a discussion concerning so-called love-songs.

They came to the conclusion that all these song-writers and singers who perform the songs are liars, cheats and serial adulterers! See the examples below.

"You Were Always On My Mind", oh yeh! and then he's banging her best friend while she's shopping, and afterwards gives her a pearl necklace.

"I Can't Stop Loving You", but you still managed to rim the wife's mother while she's doing the laundry!

"I Just Called To Say I Love You" nice touch, but he's getting a deep-throat blow-job from the aunty while on the phone, followed by some anal.

"I Can't Help Falling In Love" - and he can't help falling on top of the wife's granny with his mate giving her double-penetration, followed by lesbian action with granny's hairdresser.

"How Deep Is Your Love". How deep is his cock up the wife's neighbour's sister's arse more like it!

"I Will Always Love You". Sure! Until she walks out of the door to put the cat out, and you're fisting her step-mother and having water sports with granny's niece.

Discrimination in Shoe-Shops

CFTS's intrepedid reporters have once again revealed  a 'cess-pit' of discrimination on our very high-streets. Where does this discrimination take place? You may ask. Or you may want to go to the toilet.
In our Shoe-Shops!!!!
Going under-cover, CFTS resourceful researchers, posing as shoe-shoppers entered a well-known high-street shoe shop. For legal reasons why cannot reveal the name of Clarke's.
Anyway, a CFTS agent searched for a pair of shoes. He was horrified to discover, that all the shoes on sale where for the right foot.
This is clear discrimination against two-footed and three-footed people, and also people who only have a left foot!
We at CFTS have nothing against one-legged people who only have a right leg - but heh! we all need shoes, both of them!
Below is an image which clearly shows what the 2-legged public is up against!