'Naked Fart Off', nearly led to Armageddon !

A mass 'Naked Fart Off', nearly led to armageddon earlier this month, according to leading scientists at the World Seismology Research Centre in Washington D.C, as approximately three quarters of Sri Lanka's population gathered in Kandy for a naked 'Fart Off'.

As the majority of the nation's population 'let rip' in perfect unison, the world span at 17 times its normal speed with disasterous consequences.

Air traffic was brought to a standstill as eastbound planes reported 'zero groundspeed', some even reportd going backwards as the earth below overtook them. Many westbound flights, particularly those at low altitude, were actually hit by oncoming buildings .

Things were affected on a more local level too. At the Glossop Fish Festival's Wellie Wanging comp, Alfie Thrupp threw a wellie 16 miles at the point of seismic disruption as he was throwing east to west, and cricketers at Barkby Thorpe in Leicestershire reported hitting sixes to distant towns.

Many devotees of water sports were also disappointed to miss their partners by several hundreds of yards.

A leading scientist reported, " Another 30 seconds of such massive strain on the earth's axis could have seen the end of mankind."

Next years fart off is planned in a nation where the food is much more bland.

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