STOP PRESS... JUDGE CATS JOINS THE TEAM...

NEWSFLASH ... The emminent High Court Judge: The Rt. Hon. Judge Jack Judge AKA Judge Cats will be joining the 'Cure For The Sore Team'. This is an amazing coup for our website as he has been much sought by many other well established sites. Of course, his judicial experience will be invaluable, but Judge Cats does have a life outside the courts. For years, he has worked as a voluntary helper in homes for single mothers and depressed fetishists. He has been a golden shaft of light in their otherwise humdrum lives. He has introduced them to meaning of true love and alternative sexual medicine - AKA Bean Juice. His experience and worldly knowledge of the mudvalve and the servicing of it, will provide years of untold happiness to these waifs and strays in their sexual purgatory. Already, the Judge has been hard at work passing comments on previous postings of the site. Read and learn! Let us take a moment to welcome our new distinguished member. Welcome Judge Cats!!!