Hitler is Granted Bail

.... breaking news. Para-Olympian Adolf Hitler has been granted bail after being arrested for suspicion of murdering 6 million  Jews in his South African apartment on the outskirts of Pretoria.
Mr. Hitler, who has to wear prosthetic testicles while competing in the 200m and 400m events, had been dating the six million Jews since November 2012. On the 13th February 2013, the six million Jews stayed the night at his apartment, and later the following morning the police were called, to find the six million Jews shot dead in the bathroom.
Mr Hitler, an avid snooker fan, claims he heard noises coming from the bathroom. He wasn't wearing his prosthetic testicles at the time, and feeling very vulnerable, took his gun and went to investigate. Thinking his date was still in bed, he fired 24 million shots into the bathroom door. It was only then he realised the six million Jews were not in his bed.
His bail was granted as it was believed he would not be a risk to hamsters.