NEWSFLASH: MGM Want To Make Movie of Cure For The Sore!!

News is just coming in that MGM want to do a movie on Cure For The Sore! Many of our staff are still on assignments all over the world, and have net yet heard the news. An extraordinary general meeting will be called for this Friday September 8th at 2:00pm sharp, at our Sloane Square Offices, to discuss MGM's proposal. My immediate response was that all the staff at Cure For The Sore would require a substantial, up-front fee, and free tickets to the cinema.
I have outlined below what MGM do for a living.
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc. is an independent, privately-held motion picture, television, home video, and theatrical production and distribution company. The company owns the world's largest library of modern films, comprising approximately 4,000 titles, and over 10,400 episodes of television programming. Its film library has received 208 Academy Awards, one of the largest award winning collections in the world, and includes numerous successful film franchises, including James Bond, Pink Panther and Rocky. MGM is owned by an investor consortium comprised of Providence Equity Partners, Texas Pacific Group, Sony Corporation of America, Comcast Corporation, DLJ Merchant Banking Partners and Quadrangle Group.

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