Comb Breakage Devastation

CFTS supremo, Sup Remo, woke up this morning to discover his black hair comb, which he kept in his back pocket, had broken in half.
It's been reported that an uncombed and inconsolable Mr. Remo was  being comforted by family and close friends at his Chernobyl residence. Please respect Mr. Remo's privacy during this sad and emotional time.
The comb will be cremated early next week in a private ceremony. Please send flowers to the florist.