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Saturday, September 09, 2006

BIN LADEN..........PORN SHOCK!!!!



The shocking truth behind Bin Laden's holier than thou, fundamentalist image was finally exposed today.

My office has been investigating claims by the worlds leading porn stars that the mad man has been starring in some of the most perverted skin flicks ever made in order to bankroll his apalling terrorist activities. The picture , which was secretly filmed in a back street studio in Hamburg, shows Osama being prepared for a 'Fat Masochistic' movie. Further stills taken from the film are far too shocking to appear on this site.

Veronica Moser, Europes leading Scat star claims that Bin Laden has starred with her in many of her movies, some going back as far as 10 years and more, she commented, "Yes, he was always a true gentleman during shoots. He was always on hand with tissues and baby wipes and would never eat spicy food before a 'heavy' movie." Se went on, "He co-starred in my best movies including Under the Coffee Table, Dung Burgers and that great classic Smeared for Life"

Ingridd Trapp, Amsterdams famous star of 70's Zoophiliac films also claims Bin Laden was instrumental in their success. "Goats, Sheep, Horses and Rottweillers, he was happy performing with them all", claimed the ageing star of the classic 70's flick Animal Farm.

It is anticipated that his eventual capture could bring the cameras in the fetish studios of Europe to a grinding halt.



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At 2:29 AM, Blogger DocMurf said...

Despite the vicious rumours circulating, that is not my bottom in the picture. For your information, I had it painfully removed following a game of Russian Scat Roulette at The Clacton Women's Institute last vespers.

 

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