CHARNWOOD HITS THE JACKPOT!!
Cure For The Sore can reveal today some amazing news. An insider at one of the world's major film studios has leaked documents to us confirming that the sleepy village of Mountsorrel in Leicestershire's picturesque borough of Charnwood has been chosen as the backdrop for a new Roman epic. The film is a biopic, tracking the final months of the tormented soul Caligula who's perverted lifestyle was the result of years of untreated psycosis. Mountsorrel's ancient Butter Market, pictured top let, is to be used in many of the outdoor orgy scenes, and work has already started on the creation of an authentic amphitheatre, see top right.An eminent social commentator added, " This will give the village of Mountsorrel a huge financial boost" he went on, "Local leaders have conceded that they hope that some of the twisted Roman values might remain after filming, thereby improving behaviour in the Parish."
Auditions are being held for extras at Mountsorrel Village Hall from 01/10/2006. Local men between the age of 18 and 22 are asked to attend wearing the attire of Chavs, it is anticipated that the majority of young men in the village will attend.
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Mr. Judge Cats,
This is great news for our village! I am between the age of 18-22 and people down the local say I am a chav. Does that mean I will get a part? Do I need to be well endowed or is it a speaking role? I am also very good at projectile vomiting and shitting my pants and thats what the Romans used to do at their orgies - although they probably shat their togas, but the principle's the same. Please put a good word in for me. Chav Not On The Lav.
Judge Cats,
Chav Not On The Lav is quite correct. He has shit himself 3 times in the last month in the public bar. Each bowel evacuation took place on a Friday afternoon following 11 pints of cider and Grand Marnier mix. I have barred him for life from the pub on Friday afternoons. He is also due in court next week for engaging in lewd and lascivious behaviour with a brown and white Jack Russell from Dunster Road called Spanky.
Albert Nolan - Landlord Griffin, Mountsorrel.
ps Do you think the movie production would require a Roman Innkeeper?
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